Review

Movie Review: #Xmas
When Family, Favors, and Christmas Chaos Collide in the Most Hilariously Disastrous Way."

Xmas is not your typical Hallmark holiday fare—unless your Hallmark movie involves a few more swear words, some very awkward family dynamics, and a whole lot of Christmas-themed chaos. This movie is like if National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation and The Family Stone had a baby... and that baby had a lot of unresolved family issues.

The story follows an eclectic group of family members who all gather for Christmas under one roof, and like every holiday gathering, it’s too much—too many opinions, too many repressed feelings, and way too many Christmas cookies. The main plot revolves around the lead character, who’s trying to juggle the usual family drama while dealing with personal struggles of their own. Add in some offbeat humor, familial misunderstandings, and a lot of festive meltdown moments, and you’ve got yourself a holiday film that is definitely not for those who love their Christmas movies as sweet as hot cocoa.

The humor here is dark, dry, and unashamedly chaotic. Picture this: every time someone opens their mouth, there’s a chance they’re about to unleash a flurry of awkwardness or brutally honest opinions about what a mess Christmas really is. This movie’s family feels more like a sitcom than a heartfelt drama, with each character displaying just the right amount of dysfunction to make you feel slightly uncomfortable—but in the best way possible.

The main cast? Well, they’re the true stars of the show. There’s a lot of quick wit, snark, and sharp-edged banter that will make you both laugh and cringe in equal measure. It’s the kind of dialogue that makes you want to call your family members to apologize in advance for any potential holiday conflict. And the situations? Oh, they go from awkward to hilariously implausible with a speed that’ll leave you wondering if this was written by someone who’s lived through at least one dysfunctional family Christmas.

While this movie leans heavily into family dysfunction, it’s also surprisingly sweet at its core—because somehow, amid the fights, the embarrassing moments, and the Christmas misfires, there’s a message about love, forgiveness, and what really matters when the wrapping paper is shredded and the tree’s about to fall over. Spoiler: It’s not about the presents. It’s about surviving the absolute mess that is Christmas with the people you’re supposed to love, no matter how many opinions they have about your holiday plans.

The grand finale, of course, involves an epic family scene where everyone comes together amidst the wreckage of the perfect Christmas—and it’s as touching as it is hilarious. Cue the hugs, the forced smiles, and that we’ll get through this together moment that somehow makes you feel better about your own chaotic family holiday traditions.

Xmas is a wild, funny, and slightly chaotic Christmas movie that will make you laugh, cringe, and maybe even text your relatives saying, “I’m so sorry we fought over the turkey last year.” If you love Christmas movies with more grit, a little less sugar, and a family that’s as dysfunctional as your own, this one is for you. Grab some popcorn, your weirdest Christmas sweater, and brace yourself for a holiday flick that proves family isn’t perfect, but it sure is entertaining. 🎄🍿🎅