Review

"Sense and Sensibility 2024: A Period Drama That’s Basically a Hallmark Movie in a Corset"

Ah, Sense and Sensibility 2024, the latest adaptation of Jane Austen’s classic tale of love, heartbreak, and sisters who really need to stop oversharing at dinner parties. This movie is like if Hallmark movies and Hallmark holiday movies had a baby, then dressed it in a bonnet and forced it to drink tea with its pinky up. It’s got all the tropes you’d expect: misunderstandings, dramatic glances, and at least one scene where someone dramatically runs through a field in slow motion. But instead of a small-town baker falling for a rugged lumberjack, it’s a bunch of 19th-century Brits falling for each other while trying not to trip over their own petticoats.

Let’s talk about the plot. Elinor (played by someone who looks like she’s never had a bad day in her life) is the sensible sister, which basically means she’s the one who doesn’t cry every time someone mentions the word “marriage.” Marianne, on the other hand, is the “sensitive” sister, which is code for “she’s going to faint at least twice and write a lot of bad poetry.” Together, they navigate the treacherous waters of Regency-era romance, which mostly involves a lot of awkward dancing and men who can’t seem to make up their minds. Honestly, it’s like The Bachelor, but with more waistcoats and fewer rose ceremonies.

The movie is visually stunning, with sweeping landscapes and costumes so elaborate you’ll wonder how anyone had time to do anything other than get dressed. But let’s be real: the real star of the show is the dialogue. It’s so full of witty quips and passive-aggressive compliments that you’ll start wondering if Jane Austen was secretly the first person to invent Twitter. Lines like, “I could no more live without you than I could live without air,” are delivered with such earnestness that you’ll either swoon or laugh so hard you spill your popcorn.

Now, here’s the thing: if you’re a fan of Hallmark movies or Hallmark holiday movies, you’ll probably love this. It’s got all the same beats—miscommunication, a last-minute declaration of love, and a happy ending that’s so sweet it might give you a cavity. But instead of a cozy Christmas cabin, it’s set in a sprawling English estate. And instead of a quirky best friend who runs a bakery, you’ve got a meddling mother who’s basically the 19th-century version of a Facebook mom.

In conclusion, Sense and Sensibility 2024 is a delightful romp through the world of Austen, with just enough modern flair to keep it from feeling like a history lesson. It’s not groundbreaking, but it’s charming, funny, and perfect for a cozy night in. Just don’t be surprised if you find yourself yelling at the screen, “JUST KISS ALREADY!”—because, let’s face it, that’s the universal language of romance, whether it’s in a Hallmark movie or a Jane Austen adaptation.