Review

"Wedding March 4: Something Old, Something New – Because Why Stop at Three?"

Ah, Wedding March 4: Something Old, Something New, the cinematic equivalent of finding a fourth slice of pie at Thanksgiving—you didn’t ask for it, but you’ll probably eat it anyway. This 2018 installment of the Wedding March franchise is everything you’d expect from a Hallmark movie: picturesque weddings, awkward small-town charm, and enough tulle to drown a bridesmaid. If Hallmark holiday movies are the cozy sweaters of the film world, then Wedding March 4 is that sweater’s slightly frayed but still functional cousin.

The plot? Well, it’s about as predictable as a Hallmark movie marathon in December. Our beloved couple, Mick (Jack Wagner) and Olivia (Josie Bissett), are back, and this time they’re juggling wedding planning, family drama, and a mysterious old wedding dress that may or may not be cursed (spoiler: it’s not cursed, because this is Hallmark, not The Conjuring). There’s also a subplot involving a rival wedding planner who’s about as threatening as a kitten in a bowtie.

The dialogue is as cheesy as a fondue fountain at a reception, and the chemistry between Mick and Olivia is still as sweet as a three-tiered wedding cake. But let’s be real—you’re not watching this for groundbreaking storytelling. You’re watching it because it’s comforting, like a warm cup of cocoa during a Hallmark holiday movie binge.

The real star of the show, as always, is the scenery. The quaint town, the lush gardens, the perfectly lit venues—it’s like Pinterest threw up on your screen, and you’re here for it. If you’ve ever dreamed of getting married in a place where the sun always sets at the perfect golden hour, this movie is your fantasy come to life.

In conclusion, Wedding March 4: Something Old, Something New is exactly what you think it is: a fluffy, feel-good romp that won’t change your life but might make you smile. It’s the cinematic equivalent of a second helping of mashed potatoes—unnecessary but oddly satisfying. If you’re a fan of Hallmark movies, this one’s a no-brainer. If not, well, there’s always Die Hard.

Rating: 3 out of 5 bouquets (because even Hallmark knows when to stop at four).